Tony Roma's Inspired Coleslaw

minced parsley

fresh lemon juice

minced onion [unless you're making the something else and have this on hand already (, just don't worry about mincing an onion for this small amount])

celery seed

white pepper

mayonnaise

white vinegar

salt

sugar

head cabbage (, cored and shredded (about 10 oz))

large carrot (, shredded)