Asparagus & Bacon Pasta Salad

rounded tablespoon mayonnaise

rounded tablespoon Dijon mustard

lemon juice

couple dashes Worcestershire sauce

scant ½ cup olive oil (extra-virgin if you have it)

garlic, minced

salt and pepper

+ ½ pounds thin asparagus

bacon

mini bowtie pasta

chopped red onion

shaved Parmesan cheese (use the side of your box grater or a veggie peeler)

pine nuts or sliced almonds