Garlic Artichoke Dip

cream cheese (light works great), softened

mayonnaise (no Miracle Whip or fat free mayonnaise, low-fat mayo is okay)

(packed) shredded Parmesan cheese (try to get a wedge and grate it yourself; the pre-shredded stuff in a bag doesn’t melt well)

jar marinated artichoke hearts, drained and chopped

garlic, minced

coarsely ground black pepper (optional)

Artisan bread (like baguette or ciabatta), tortilla chips, mini naan, and/or fresh vegetables like baby peppers and sugar snap peas, for serving