Cauliflower Chicken Fried "Rice"

medium head cauliflower (or an 8-ounce bag of cauliflower crumbles)

(8 slices) thick-sliced bacon, sugar-free/nitrate free suggested

large eggs

1-inch piece fresh ginger, peeled and grated (or 1 tbsp dried spice will work too)

garlic, minced

medium carrots, diced (about 1 cup)

peas, fresh or frozen

green onions, thinly sliced

chicken, precooked (shredded or cubed)

sesame oil

soy sauce (or coconut aminos or tamari)