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27 Ways to Live with Your Non-Paleo Spouse

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  • Serves

INGREDIENTS

27

live lobster

3 lb

cooking oil

1 serving

real bacon recipe pieces

1 serving

chocolate chip cookies

1 small

burrito size tortilla

1 serving

ready to use piecrust

1 can

chicken feet

1 serving

cookies

1 serving

healthy request cream of celery soup

1 serving

diet pop

1 serving

bread

54

comments

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flares

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flares

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1 serving

he walks towards you

1 serving

he holds up his catch

1 serving

cock of the walk

1 serving

he plonks his haul on the countertop

1 serving

you look at it

1 serving

he's brimming

1 serving

you're brimming

1 serving

but not

1 serving

does that sound familiar

1 serving

those of us who've embarked on a new way of eating

1 serving

we look better

1 serving

we are the worst kind of convert

1 serving

we knock uninvited on doors

1 serving

when the door is slammed in our face

1 can

why can they not walk towards it and become bathed in its healthful

1 serving

why do they not want to have more energy

1 serving

why do they turn to the sad devil and listen to his call

1 rack

why do they sit around

1 serving

all the while you're wondering…

1 serving

worst of all

1 serving

taunting you

1 serving

you resist. but it wears you down

1 serving

then

1 serving

immediately

1 serving

possibly even a politician

1 pt

no-one is exempt from your castigation

1 serving

they're all at fault

1 serving

what to do

1 serving

your spouse is sabotaging you

1 serving

you're getting so frustrated

5

i've spent hundreds of hours over the past years on boards discussing how to do this

1 serving

thing i've noticed

1 serving

passive aggressive

1 serving

it is often unconscious

1 serving

another scenario is rebellion

1 can

just passive

1 serving

maybe you get tantrums

1 serving

maybe it's lips and a sigh

1 serving

an icy chill breezes through

1 serving

raging