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Dr. Oz 3 Day Detox Cleanse for Skinny Hips & Fast Lips

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  • minutes
  • Serves

INGREDIENTS

1 serving

pumpkin pie mix

1 serving

baby back ribs

1 serving

low sugar ketchup

1 serving

cookies

1 serving

mac n cheese

1 serving

rye meal

1 can

straw mushrooms

1 serving

pumpkin

3

veggie lunch meat

1 serving

thick-cut bacon

1 can

regular chex

1 can

pineapple chunks in juice

7

potato chips

7

potato chips

1 serving

tea

1 serving

ready to use piecrust

Ozs

part skim ricotta

Ozs

part skim ricotta

1 serving

lavender

1 serving

water

10 drops

lavender

2 1/2 cups

salt

1 serving

peeps

2

color added

1 serving

winter squash

1 serving

winter squash

1 serving

bread

1 serving

whole cranberry sauce

1 bag

i felt like a beanie

1 serving

like a weeble wobble

1 serving

weebles wobble

1 serving

bullshit

1 serving

then it hit me

1 serving

i had to put an end to the nonsense. it was like the

1 serving

my body just put on the brakes

1 serving

it told me that my next new years resolution should be to buy a fork instead of a shovel

1 serving

a fair new years resolution

1 serving

needless to say

1 serving

pffffffft

1 can

cleanses can be a bit of a shenanigans. sometimes i like them. usually i hate them

1 head

some cleanses make me feel hungry. my head does a 360 degree exorcist spin and i spew angry words to innocent bystanders

1 serving

not this time

1 serving

the cleanse had it's ups and downs

1 serving

it is entirely smoothie ridden

1 serving

so what did i do

1 serving

i cheated. shut up

1 serving

sludge

1 serving

it will cause you to make a face that slightly resembles this -> omfg?&

1

1 link

if you click on the link here to buy an omega juicer …you can save a bucket load of money when buying it online

2

1 serving

never have i ever. oh yes i did

3

4

1 serving

having a love affair

5

6

Ozs

hydrate. hydrate. hydrate. in the words of dr. oz … because you know he likes to talk poop* …

1 serving

the solution to pollution is dilution

1 serving

i would like to apologize right now

7

8

1 serving

how to prepare

1 serving

people who do that kind of preparation weeks in advance

1 serving

i bet they read the print in manuals too. do you read print? who are you

1 serving

here's the down and dirty details : printable pdf of the cleanse

1 serving

want to watch the shebang on video? you lazy sod. okay

1 serving

let's chitty chatty bath time

1 serving

soak

1

weight loss. i lost 5 lbs. although i'm not an advocate of rapid weight loss

4

spending money. dr. oz says it's $16 a day

1 serving

i begged michael to do the grocery shopping

1 serving

efffing

6

note to self : writing a cleanse

1 can

do you think you can do it? got questions? quiz me in the comments. i might not know all the answers

1 serving

now it's your turn. cleansify. i'll hold your hand and entertain you 'cause i love you like that

1 serving

let the entertainment begin …

1

nap

1 serving

much love to you

1 serving

we think you will love

1 serving

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