INGREDIENTS
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food color
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wax gourd
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pink lady apple
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low fat mayo
17 sheets
rice paper
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reese pieces
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flat-iron steak
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nonfat cool whip
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steel cut oats
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beef heart
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bean thread noodles
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wax gourd
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baby back ribs
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go raid your kids' art supply box
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hawk any and all crayons in the red/pink family
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purplish
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those suckers down to their birthday suits
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take 35-50 photographs of the vibrant crayons juxtaposed on your
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consider the fact that "well-patinaed" just doesn't look like a word
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decide
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push buttons on your husband's camera that you do not remotely understand
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pray that he forgets to read your blog today
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get out the sharpener and get. to. work
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pull out that cute
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cover the ironing board
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using a sharpie
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hang them in a happy window at varying lengths
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admire your mad skillz
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repent
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cry a little