Make Your Own Kissing Ball with Fresh Greenery for the Holidays

the greenery off 3 inches of 1 side. this will make each branch take up less space in your foam ball so you can fit more pieces in and make a fuller kissing ball

then just stab that bad boy anywhere in the foam and repeat. a meeeeeellion times. look how poor and straggly this guy looks at first. like he's partially balding. so tragic

once it was pretty full

then i cut the wire coat hanger sticking out the top and made a loop

but look how he starts to fill in and look happier and happier the more branches you stab him with

just kidding. we may be awkward in our own way