Tomatillo Avocado Ranch Dressing (5 Minutes!)

tomatillos, husk removed and roughly chopped

small jalapeno, seeds removed and roughly chopped (optional)

avocado, peeled and pitted (use large for more "avocado" taste)

packed cilantro

garlic cloves, peeled

real mayonnaise

sour cream

milk plus more as needed

lime juice

white vinegar

dried parsley

dried chives

EACH salt, pepper, dried dill, smoked paprika