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these super funny kids jokes are sure to bring a smile and some laughter. here are over hilarious jokes to keep kids laughing

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i have compiled a long list of what i think are some pretty hilarious clean jokes ) and we all were cracking up. kids laugh at these

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long list of jokes

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q: how does a cow do math

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q: why is a base stadium always cool

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a: it is full of fans

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q: what do you call an alligator in a vest

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q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

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a: to get to the bottom

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q: why can't your nose be long

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a: because then it would be a foot

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a: because it was full of cheetahs

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a: a pork chop

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a: a mushroom

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q: what do you call fake noodles

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a: im-pasta

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q: what do you call cheese that is not yours

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a: nacho cheese

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q: what does a nosey pepper do

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a: gets jalapeno your business

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a: pork chop

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q: what is the smartest kind of bee

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a: a spelling bee

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q: why do bees have sticky hair

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a: they use a honey comb

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q: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato

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a: potatoes

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a: water

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q: why is a base stadium always cool

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a: it is full of fans

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q: what did the man say when he walked into a bar

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q: what do you call a monkey that loves potato chips

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q: what did the girl ocean say to the boy ocean when he asked her out on a date

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a: dinner is on me

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q: why did the girl throw a of butter

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a: she wanted to see a butter fly

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q: what did the finger say to thumb

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q: what has only one eye

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a: he wanted to go to high school

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q: what did the pencil say to the paper

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q: why was the baby strawberry crying

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a: because his parents were in a jam

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q: why did the scarecrow get a big promotion

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q: what do you call a cow

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a: beef

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q: want me to tell you a joke pizza

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a: in case he got a hole in one

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q: why did m art sell his chickens

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q: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

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q: why did the banana go to the doctor

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q: what kind of tree fit into your hand

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a: a palm tree

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q: how you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree

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a: by its bark

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a: a gummy bear

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q: why wouldn't the teacher bring the class to the pumpkin patch

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a: it was in a seedy part of town

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q: why didn't the baby skeleton cross the road alone

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q. what do you call a cow

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a. ground beef

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q: what did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off

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a: bison

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q: why do seagulls fly over the sea

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a: because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

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q: what falls in winter but never gets hurt

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a: the snow

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q: what do you call a flower that runs on electricity

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a: a power plant

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a: because she was a little horse

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q: why did the cookie go to the nurse

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a: dinner is on me

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a: it was the chicken's day off

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q: what do you call a dog that tell time

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a: a watch dog

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q: what has a ton of ears but can't hear a thing

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q: why do the like to eat snails

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a: because they don't like fast food

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a: because she's always running away from the ball

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q: how does a cucumber become a pickle

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q: what did the dalmatian say after lunch

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q: why do por ines always win the game

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ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender says

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be sure to read the comments some of the best kid friendly jokes are there! please leave funniest joke! we never get too punny! lol

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download —> printable funny kid jokes

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q: why did the computer go to the dentist

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a: it had a tooth

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q. why did the bicycle fall over

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a: it was two tired

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q: what do you get when you cross a turtle

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a: a slowpoke

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a: an investigator

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q: what is the witch's favorite school subject

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a: spelling

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q: what did one wall say to the other wall

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a: i'll meet you at the corner

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q: how do you get a tissue to dance

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a: you put a little boogie in it

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q: why did they quit giving tests at the zoo

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q: why is a bad joke like a pencil

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a: because it has no point

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q: what do you call a pig that knows karate

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q: why are ghosts bad liars

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a: because you see right through them

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q: what animal needs to wear a wig

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a: a bald eagle

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q: where do polar bears keep their money

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q: what room no one enter

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q: what kind of key never unlock a door

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a: a monkey

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q: what has four wheels and flies

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a: a garbage truck

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q: why do graveyards have a fence around them

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a: because people are dying to get in

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q: what did the cheerleader say to the ghost

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a: show your spirit

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a: between you and me something smells

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q: how does the ocean say hello

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a: it waves

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q: what do you call a pig that knows karate

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q: why can't you give elsa a balloon

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a: because she will let it go

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q: what do you call an old snowman

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q: why did santa go to music school

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a: so he could improve his wrapping skills

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q: why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet

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a: because he was always lost at c

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a: ouch

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q: what are the strongest days of the week

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a: saturday and sunday. every other day is a weekday

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q: what goes tick-tock and woof-woof

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a: a watchdog

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a: a chipmonk

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a: shore

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q: why do shoemakers go to heaven

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a: because they have soles

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q: what did one plate say to another plate

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q: why did they bury the battery

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a: because it was dead

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q: what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence

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a: time to get a new fence

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q: why don't dinosaurs eat clowns

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a: because they taste funny

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a: i'm in glove

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a: a needle

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updated more funny jokes to tell

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q: why did the boy bring a ladder to school

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q: what gets wetter the more it dries

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a: a towel

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q: why do bicycles fall over

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a: they are too tired

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a: write on

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a: because he was outstanding in his field

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a: sorry

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q: why was the broom late

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a: it overswept

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q: why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants

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a: they ke saying

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q: what word starts

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q: why is spelled

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a: because you can't see in the

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a: ten tickles

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q: why did the kid throw the clock out the window

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a: he wanted to see time fly

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a: it wasn't peeling

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q: what do you call a bear

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q: why did the skeleton go to the dance alone

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a: he had no body to go

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q: why did the students eat their homework

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q: what did the stamp say to the

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a: stick

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q: what's another name

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a: wise quacker

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q: why did the man run around his bed

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a: to catch up on his sleep

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a: because his mummy was not there

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q: what nails do carpenters hate hammering

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a: fingernails

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q: what did the traffic say to the car

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a: don't peek - i'm changing

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q: why did the teacher put on sunglasses

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a: because her students were so bright

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q: how did benjamin franklin feel when he discovered electricity

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a: shocked

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q: why couldn't the pony sing in the choir

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a: because he felt crummy

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q: how do you keep a bull from charging

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a: take away its credit card

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q: what did one plate say to the other

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q: why did the dinosaur cross the road

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q: what do you get when you cross a snowman

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a: frostbite

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q: what do you call a sleeping bull

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a: a bulld er

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q: what you catch but not throw

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a: a

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q: what has hands but can't clap

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a: a clock

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a: a cornfield

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q: what goes up and down but does not move

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a: stairs

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q: why can't cinderella play soccer

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q: what did one toilet say to the other

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a: you look a bit flushed

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q: why did the computer go to the doctor

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a: it had a virus

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a: it goes through a jarring experience

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q: why can't a cheetah play hide and seek

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a: because he's always spotted

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a: that hit the spot

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q: what did one toilet say to the other

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a: you look flushed

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a: they have the most points

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laugh it up over these christmas jokes and elf jokes

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dad jokes - as if kids want to hear more of these! lol

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laffy taffy jokes are always good. we love laffy taffy

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