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a: he wanted to go to high school

an extrovert flower - who knew

q: which flower talks the most

a great joke

a: the teacher says spit your gum out

you may have heard this funny kid joke a thousand times but it never really loses its fun factor

q: what bow can't be tied

a: a rainbow

q: why is england the wettest country

a: because they take too long to iron

move back

a: a pork chop

now the question is who in their right mind would touch a bee to check

q: why do bees have sticky hair

q: what do you call an alligator in a vest

q: how do you make holy water

a: boil the hell out of it

does your family like to play cards together? if your kids enjoy a game of cards

have your kids watched the movie ‘how to tame a dragon?' they should enjoy this joke then

optimism is high in this joke

your broom is always late; no wonder your house is so clean

q: what part of the car is the laziest

a: because it has a lot of dates

a: because the bed won't come to you

we hate fake people and fake noodles alike! we much prefer pasta

q: what do you call a fake noodle

q: what do you get if you cross a cat

please make a note in case you are planning a robbery shortly

we all love to eat some peanut butter and jam sandwich. but this is taking it too far

q: why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road

a: his horse's name is friday

[ read: winter jokes

best halloween jokes

a. because it goes in one ear and comes out from the other

q. where do baby ghosts go during the day

q. where does count dracula usually eat his lunch

q: what goes around a haunted house and never stops

q: what is a ghost's favorite pie

a: booberry pie

q: where do ghosts buy their food

a: at the ghost-ery store

a: in a blood bank

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a. the turkey

q. why did the police arrest the turkey

a. they suspected it of fowl play

a. plymouth rock

q. why was the thanksgiving soup expensive

a. because it had carrots

lara: mom wants you to help us fix thanksgiving day dinner

q. why did they let the turkey join the band

a. because he had the drumsticks

q. if fruit comes from a fruit tree

a. a poul-tree

q. if a man wants to eat a turkey on thanksgiving

a. the turkey trot

q. why did the turkey cross the road twice

a. to prove he wasn't chicken

a. no

q. why was plymouth rock so brave

a. in a snow bank

when asked his job

q. why was santa's little helper depressed

a. because he had low elf-esteem

q. what do reindeer hang on their christmas trees

a. a mince spy

q. what do you call a cat in the desert

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sleep deprivation can make a person do crazy things

q: why did the man run around his bed

a: because he was trying to catch up on his sleep

a pencil

q: which hand is it better to write with

a: neither

who created math? he should find a place to hide from all the kids looking to murder him

q: why did the math book look so sad

a: because it had so many problems

[ read: knock knock jokes

what is mickey mouse without his beloved pluto? no wonder he can move the heavens and earth to search

q: why did mickey mouse take a trip into space

a: he wanted to find pluto

if only education was so easy

q: why did the boy bring a ladder to school

a: tulips

q: what do you call security guards working outside samsung shops

a: guardians of the galaxy

if you are looking

q: what is the difference between a school teacher and a train

q: what did one wall say to the other wall

a: i'll meet you at the corner

looking

wonder what the british people have to say this joke. we have an inkling that they agree

a: because the queen has reigned there

poor elephants

q: why are elephants so wrinkled

q: what do you call a pig that knows karate

q: why did the computer go to the doctor

a: because it had a virus

a: because they use honeycombs

alligators are scary

a: an investigator

now this joke is

q: why can't you give elsa a balloon

a: because she will let it go

something is stinking

q: what has four wheels and flies

a: a garbage truck

use this funny joke

q: if april showers bring mayflowers

a: pilgrims

another popular funny kids joke that doesn't lose its fun factor

q: what goes up and down but does not move

a: stairs

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are you particularly religious?

poor lee

q: what do you call a boy named lee that no one talks to

a: lonely

now this is what we call selflessness

q: what gets wetter the more it dries

a: a towel

q: why couldn't the pirate play cards

a: because he was sitting on the deck

q: why do dragons sleep during the day

a: so they fight knights

q: what did cinderella say when her photos did not show up

a: someday my prints will come

q: why was the broom late

a: it over swept

come on

a: the wheels

sometimes

q: what did the stamp say to the

a: stick

we always knew there was something fishy that belt

q: why was the belt arrested

a: because it held up some pants

april is always a difficult month; now you know why

q: why was everyone so tired on april 1st

a: they had just finished a march of days

this joke is perfect

oh! in a perfect world

q: why do you go to bed every night

a: an impasta

katty perry will hate us

a: kitty perry

q: why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank

a: he wanted to make a clean get away

now you can have an orchestra playing in the bathroom to go along

q: what musical instrument is found in the bathroom

a: a tuba toothpaste

the elf school is a place you must visit when you are in the north pole

q: what do elves learn in school

a: the elf-abet

pencils have a thing

q: where do pencils go

a: pencil-vania

a: to go

here is a riddle that should get your kids thinking

q: a man arrived in a town on friday. he stayed

from scary to funny and everything in between

q. what does dracula say when he doesn't have news

a. “i have ba news

q. why can't you tell a skeleton a secret

q. what did the witch have

a. a sandwitch

a. dayscare

a. at the casketeria

q: what do ghosts eat

a: spooketi

q. what do you call two witches sharing an apartment

a. broom-mates

mommy

please be quiet and comb your face

a: a fence

q: what room is useless

a: a living room

q: what position does a ghost play in soccer

a: ghoulie

q: where does dracula keep his money

q: why are graveyards noisy

a: because of all the coffin

funny thanksgiving day jokes

here is our compilation of the funniest and wittiest thanksgiving jokes

q. who is not hungry at thanksgiving

q. what kind of music did the pilgrims like

q. if the pilgrims were alive today

a. their age

q. what do you call it when it rains turkeys

a. foul weather

keith: why? is it broken

a. it simply wants to run away

q. what's the best dance to do on thanksgiving

jacob: which november holiday is dracula's favorite

joe: which one

jacob: fangs-giving

q. should you have your family

a. it was a little boulder

[ read: thanksgiving celebrations

naughty christmas jokes

q. where do snowmen keep their money

q. what does santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney

a. claustrophobia

q. why does santa have three gardens

a. so he ‘ho ho ho

q. what do elves do after school

a. their gnome work

q. what do monkeys sing at christmas

a. jungle bells

q. who is santa's favorite singer

a. elf-is presley

a. horn-aments

q. who hides in the bakery at christmas

a. sandy claws

q. what did adam say to his wife on the day before christmas

a. it's christmas

q. what do you get if you eat christmas decorations

tinsilitis

q. what did the stamp say to the christmas card

a. stick

q. why don't you ever see father christmas in a hospital

a. because he has private elf care

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