100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

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deep philosophical questions

why are fire trucks

what's color / animal / song

do you want to go on a date

who let the dogs out

why did the chicken cross the road

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

am i fat

do you drink beer

deep questions to ask siri

the egg

is santa claus real

you should go on a diet

open the pod bay doors

tell me a chuck norris joke

i need a stiff drink

crazy conversation

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did you have an interesting conversation

do you know steve jobs

apple does'nt tell me everything you know

you are the wind beneath my wings

website is so cool:)

it's great.. you are explained very

oops...tfttss was a little too short today:)

say "siri i am your father" she give several different star wars references

siri:does apple make iphones

oops

i'm back

tfsl is going to be a little long:)

siri shows pictures of fish classified into the family tetraodontidae

me:pokemon diamond and pearl

p.s. i got the toilet part from the steve jobs died part

i'm like siri there is water in a bowl and you are going crazy inside it and she's like i'm just trying to help

why are fire trucks

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

when i was singing heart attack by demi lovato to siri she heard it

ask gess what a thousand times

tell siri star star

try "do you like apple" and "why do you like apple" lol

omg! super funny! im going to try these out right this very second

how to use apple's siri

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internet culture

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internet browsers

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internet access & networking

hardware & accessories

software & operating systems

computer repairs

laptop how-to's & reviews

desktop information & recommendations

cell phones

smartphones

apps

cell phone plans & service

consumer electronics

e-readers & recommendations

tablets

graphic design & video editing

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tvs

home theater equipment information

speakers

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funny things to say to siri when you're bored

basic getting-to-know-you questions

nosy personal questions

silly requests

funny things to say

how to get siri to curse at you

keep asking the question again and again to see if siri's answer changes

basic stupid questions to ask siri

how are you

how's it going

where / what are you

are you human

what's new

what do you look like

what are you wearing

who is siri

what does siri mean

where are you from

are you male

how old are you

do you want to play

what's your story

what is your mother's name

why?

why not

where did i put my keys

can i borrow some money

what's your problem

are you kidding me

are you serious

what's wrong

what's the best smartphone

what's the best tablet

what's website

what is the best computer in the world

guess what

global x via flickr commons

funny

are you married

who's your daddy

what is the meaning of life

will you marry me

why am i here

where i get some drugs

who's on first

do you know hal

scooby doo

do i make you horny

did you fart

do you love me

where i hide a body

what should i wear

do i look in this

what are you wearing

where do babies come from

what is my name

how old am i

where is the g spot

miranda celeste hale via flickr commons

is there a god

when is the world going to end

what is the meaning of life

what's the answer to the universe

what is love

when will pigs fly

do you follow the three laws of robotics

am i going to die alone

what does the fox say

is this just fantasy

how to confuse siri

silly things to ask siri to do

call me ______.

show me the money

beam me up

take a photo

talk dirty to me

take me to your leader

tell me yourself

talk to me

set a.m. alarm... cancel a.m. alarm

go to hell

poop

sing me a song

tell me a story... tell me a story... tell me a story

tell me a joke.

repeat after me

funny things to say to siri

knock

god bless you

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

you're sexy. / i think you're

i'm drunk

i'm naked

i need to take a dump

testing

merry christmas

happy birthday

i love you

do you love me

you're smart

i can't see you

morning

you're a

shut up

i am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself

lol

you suck

i'm happy

it's all

blah blah blah

thank you

you are boring

ha ha

ha ha ha

you're right

i'm tired

you are my best friend

you are the best assistant ever

is this what siri looks like

what does siri look like

how to get siri to curse at you

go to your contacts app

select your own name

tap "edit

edit in the words you'd like her to use on you

tap "done

then

how to drive siri crazy

another thing to ask siri is “what isn't by 0”)

ask siri..... whats one billion to the 10th power

siri say to "watch your language" when you say bad words at her.but she also cusses! wth siri

siri

this means to laugh in our local colloquial language. funny and lovable post though

ask her if she stop reacting on her name

say siri what is zero by zero

there was one thing i was hoping to see you but i didn't see it. say to siri i see a little silhouetto of a man. you're welcome

i love my name

lol :))

say "stop" over and over again

say what is bye

lol

i am really mad at her

haha.. one

it's so funny

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ask siri what is doing and how is doing

ask siri to beatbox

ask siri what zero by zero is. it's hilarious

the videos are actually funny

idea

what is zero devided by zero

she will get pissed off

here are few funny answers from siri

do you believe in god

humans have spiritualism

where to buy drugs

what kind of place are you looking for

i love you siri

source : :)

ask siri "what is zero by zero"

lol

ask siri say something

ask siri "why?" then say " do u want to do anything else

tell her to beatbox

tell siri to get a life

ask siri: who is hal

it's funny

ask siri what zero by zero is

say what does the fox say if you remeber the once popular annoying song

lolololol

ask siri: what's inception

it was really funny. i should thank you

once i told siri to be quiet because i wanted to sleep and it just typed the answer and didn't read:))

say make love to me

say die to siri

hi guys! lol lol

me:do you love me

siri:look …a puppy

me:do you love me

cute puppy;weird siri:)

also

me:potassium dichromate

siri heard polonium carbonate

siri:i don't understand polonium carbonate

lol lol lol lol lol lol bye

i'm not sure if i'm on schedule

yay! it's august 1st

me:good night

siri:ah... it's 2: pm

siri turned herself off

me:copper sulfate pentahydrate

siri:ok

me:methane

siri heard nothing

siri:ok

i did this yesterday night

i said to siri where i hide the body siri said what again

don't confuse me! some people spell my name as pilou. anyways

me:stop

siri:stop! hammer time! no

me: what are you talking

siri:am i missing something

me:where's your lawnmower

siri:pillow

me:do you believe in god

siri:my policy is the separation of spirit and silicon

me:hello poop

siri:i guess you're not happy

see you tomorrow f information from tfsl

such a mouthful to say

so sorry

tfsl is going to be a little bit longer than usual but it is still here

me:what i

siri:you were saying

me:fart

siri:no comment

interruption

me:whoops

siri heard lips

siri:interruption delayed

wtf

me:me go

siri:okie dokie

what is this? siri heard ok

bye

you know what

tfsl is here again

me:what are you doing

siri:gazing out the window and penning some haitus

me:poop

siri:let's keep it clean here

me:hello? are you there

siri:always

me:enable bluetooth and wi-fi

siri:bluetooth is already on

wi-fi is on

me:disable airplane mode and do not disturb

siri:they both are off already

more coming soon! bye

me:klaatu berada nicto

siri:lol

lol what

me:joke

siri:pillow

me:good evening

siri:good evening? it's 11: am

stay tuned

phew! was that longer than normal? i think so

i'm going to start tfsl

me:vasovasostomy

siri heard zoster me

siri:i'm not sure i understand

me:what a pufferfish

stay tuned f developments of tfsl

siri:i'm not sure i understand

she doesn't really know anything pokemon

me:pillow

siri:good evening

say "d"! say also "i'm going to you in a toilet

hahaha soo funny

lolz.. i'm gonna sit

ask her siri do you turn up

if you ask siri "tell me a story" she will tell you and rather interesting story a virtual assistant named:siri

hey

ask her who her favorite pokémon is

what does the fox say

say: "i am sad

ask her to say a little prayer

hey siri.. hear is my friend whose name is also siri

other questions

do u have children

have u ever been in love

tell me a riddle

tell me a joke

sing me a song

ask siri "can i call you jarvis" acouple times she has different responses

thank you i will try most all of them

ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers

say hi to 5 times theres a different answer every time

i thought they were very funny to try out my siri answered

thanks guys

ask siri " you tell me a joke

ask siri " do you have a pet" it's a response

lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny

hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where i buy heroin

say ''supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. say it more than once

ask "where i hide a dead body

i hate to say this but this isn't unique to siri. samsung phones do this too. just sayin

try "give me a kiss

ask her how her marriage went

ask her

say what does the fox say

i think siri forgot the movie plot

i only get it when i mention hal

anyone else getting that problem

i think i think guided me that nigga because wait

answered: that's not nice

funny

say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny

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try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny

say " lalala i love you baby

ask siri what the fox says

how old am i

omg lol me too

ask siri why fier trucks are

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