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why does old people's skin sag downwards
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because their being pulled to the underworld
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what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down
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the sims is actually a simple game
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what happens to a chip if it survives the sinking of a ship
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we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
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we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
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my auntie said slow and steady wins the race ... she died in a fire
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my auntie said slow and steady wins the race ... she died in a fire
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we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
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what are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have? - page — the sims forums
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december 14: today is patch day! and what a patch this is ... 😃 to read the patch notes
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what are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have
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teacher: "anyone who thinks he's ❤️❤️❤️❤️ may stand up
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nobody stands up
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teacher: "im sure there are some ❤️❤️❤️❤️ students over here
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little johnny stands up
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teacher: "ohh
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i can't believe ❤️❤️❤️❤️ is censored
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police: tell me
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cop: "did you kill this man
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i was in in the public restroom
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stall: "so what are you up to
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stall: "listen
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ratsrbest
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who invented fractions? ......... henry vlllth
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don't feed the trolls
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i heard this a while ago and i hope you find it as funny as i do
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thesimsfairy47
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it gets toad away
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a years old boy sits near a pregnant woman
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pregnant woman: yes
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boy: then why did you eat it
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thesimsfairy wrote
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cop: "did you kill this man
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me: "no
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i know it's a joke
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promise me we do this together
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kayestar
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keyboards are my favorite type of technology
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an restaurant at a mall i went to had a sign that said ciao down
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the flower rose from the ground
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promise me we do this together
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ratsrbest
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where would you take a wasp when he's ill? ............ to waspital
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don't feed the trolls
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miffoshort
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it becomes chipwrecked
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matthew
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kleinemuff
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i want to die peacefully in my sleep
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please call me caro
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please call me caro
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kleinemuff wrote
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i've read these jokes on a website
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miffoshort
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here's a one
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matthew
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thesimsfairy47
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miffoshort wrote
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here's a one
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matthew
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miffoshort
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she didn't in fact she's still alive and hopefully will be
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kleinemuff
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i haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. i didn't want to interru her
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kleinemuff
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thesimsfairy wrote
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kleinemuff wrote
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i've read these jokes on a website
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i obviously didn't come up
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elliskane3
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my friend started a band called " megabytes"...they haven't gotten a gig yet
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kleinemuff
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q: why is it to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
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a: because they always take things ally
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please call me caro
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