Dr. Seuss with a Mormon Twist

i won't discuss it in a box

you will have to give up your champagne

i'll throw away my champagne and to utah on a train

i am lurch

from the church

that brother lurch

do you like the mormon church

i do not like the mormon church

would you read the book of mormon here

there

there. i will not read it anywhere. i do not like the mormon church. i do not like it

would you read it in a box? we could talk it

you may like it

i could not do genealogy

train! a train! a train! a train! we could go to utah on a train

not on a train

there's nothing wrong

maybe you think mormons are weird

mormons have parties

you do not like the mormon church

i do not like it

you do not like it. so you say. try it! try it! and you may. try it and you may

brother lurch

say! and i will invite my friends to come and hear

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