The Bearded Iris

just the tip tuesday: have fun

real conversations

her: “mom? why is there cat poop in the freezer? is gracie okay

her: “ew. mom! mi! it looks like cat poop. sick cat poop

me: “great - you're hired. since you are such an expert on cat poop

me: “honey

the recipe called

that's when a great big eco-friendly compact fluorescent bu appeared over my head

i know! i'll just cut the tip off the baggie and squirt individual onto freezer paper and freeze the blobs. once they're

i think it's just an added bonus that the blobs totally look like sick cat poop

blob of the chipotle pepper puree

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october 11

the bearded iris

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now

me: “that's not poop

her: “looks like poop

me: “it's not poop

her: “sno poop

me: “it. is. not. poop

her: “then why does it look like poop

me: “it looks like poop

her: “mom! please. you know that totally looks like poop

me: “does it

her: “mom

me: “not my poop. i eat a lot of fiber

her: “ugh. mom. that's not fair

me: “sno fair? ew! i'm totally not buying a raffle ticket there

her: “mom

her: “i'm running away

me: “take your brothers

i know what you're thinking. “iris wrote poop. so unlike her!” in my defense

this all fits together

so i the in my blender

that's when it dawned on me

so that's what i did. and it totally worked like a charm

these are the blobs before i fr e them.

o' blobs

sure hope i don't find any tapeworms in there when i do

iris

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