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so celebrating halloween
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we chose of our favorite funny halloween jokes
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q: how do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern
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q: how do you open the door to a haunted house
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a: a lazy bone
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q: what is the first sign your house is haunted
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q: who was the best dancer at the halloween party
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a: mice cream cones
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q: what is frankenstein's favorite summertime food
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q: why don't bats live alone
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a: wrap music
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a: fruit of the tomb
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a: deviled eggs
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q: how does a scarecrow drink his juice
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q: what's orange and faster than a speeding train
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a: super pumpkin
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q: what do you do when zombies surround your house
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a: hope it's halloween
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q: what do moms dress up as on halloween
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q: what street does a vampire live on
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a: when something tickles their funny bones
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q: why did the vampires cancel the base game
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a: in a blood bank
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a: a sandwich
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a: halloween
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a: coffin drops
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q: where do baby ghosts go during the day
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q: when does a ghost eat breakfast
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q: what's a ghost's favorite dessert
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a: boo-berry pie
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q: what do ghosts turn on in summer
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q: where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs
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a: at the ghost-ery store
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q: what is a ghost's nose full of
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these riddles and jokes will have your kids rolling
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comment and let me know which joke your kids like the best
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q: what song do vampires hate
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a: you are my sunshine
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q: what do you call a skeleton that sits around all day
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a: your are missing
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a: the boogieman
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q: who do witches call
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a: broom service
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q: what do cats like to eat on days
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a: frankenfurters
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q: which musical group did frankenstein not like at all
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a: the village people
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q: which of the witch's friends was at baseball
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a: the bat
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a: they like to hang out
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q: what kind of music do mummies like most
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q: what kind of underwear do mummies wear
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q: what do demons eat
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q: why didn't the skeleton go to the prom
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a: he had no body to dance with
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q: what is the most important subject a witch learns in school
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a: spelling
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a: mummies
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q: what do you call a mummy eating in bed
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a: a crummy mummy
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q: why can't dracula play baseball
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a: he lost his bat
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a: a dead end
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q: what does it take to become a zombie
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a: deadication
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q: when do skeletons laugh
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a: because they couldn't find their bats
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q: where does dracula keep his valuables
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q: what do you call a witch at the beach
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q: when do you see the most zombies
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q: why are ghosts so bad at telling lies
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a: because you see right through them
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q: what room does a ghost not need
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a: a living room
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q: why was the ghost such a messy eater
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a: because he was always goblin
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q: what medicine do ghosts take
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a: dayscare centers
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q: where do ghosts mail letters
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a: the ghost office
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a: in the moaning
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a: the scare-conditioner
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q: why did the police officer arrest the ghost
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a: because he didn't have a haunting license
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a: boooooogers
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