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31+ Halloween Jokes for Kids That Will Have Them Rolling

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so celebrating halloween

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we chose of our favorite funny halloween jokes

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q: how do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern

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q: how do you open the door to a haunted house

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a: a lazy bone

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q: what is the first sign your house is haunted

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q: who was the best dancer at the halloween party

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a: mice cream cones

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q: what is frankenstein's favorite summertime food

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q: why don't bats live alone

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a: wrap music

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a: fruit of the tomb

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a: deviled eggs

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q: how does a scarecrow drink his juice

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q: what's orange and faster than a speeding train

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a: super pumpkin

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q: what do you do when zombies surround your house

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a: hope it's halloween

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q: what do moms dress up as on halloween

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q: what street does a vampire live on

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a: when something tickles their funny bones

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q: why did the vampires cancel the base game

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a: in a blood bank

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a: a sandwich

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a: halloween

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a: coffin drops

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q: where do baby ghosts go during the day

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q: when does a ghost eat breakfast

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q: what's a ghost's favorite dessert

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a: boo-berry pie

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q: what do ghosts turn on in summer

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q: where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs

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a: at the ghost-ery store

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q: what is a ghost's nose full of

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these riddles and jokes will have your kids rolling

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comment and let me know which joke your kids like the best

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q: what song do vampires hate

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a: you are my sunshine

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q: what do you call a skeleton that sits around all day

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a: your are missing

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a: the boogieman

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q: who do witches call

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a: broom service

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q: what do cats like to eat on days

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a: frankenfurters

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q: which musical group did frankenstein not like at all

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a: the village people

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q: which of the witch's friends was at baseball

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a: the bat

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a: they like to hang out

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q: what kind of music do mummies like most

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q: what kind of underwear do mummies wear

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q: what do demons eat

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q: why didn't the skeleton go to the prom

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a: he had no body to dance with

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q: what is the most important subject a witch learns in school

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a: spelling

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a: mummies

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q: what do you call a mummy eating in bed

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a: a crummy mummy

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q: why can't dracula play baseball

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a: he lost his bat

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a: a dead end

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q: what does it take to become a zombie

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a: deadication

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q: when do skeletons laugh

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a: because they couldn't find their bats

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q: where does dracula keep his valuables

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q: what do you call a witch at the beach

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q: when do you see the most zombies

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q: why are ghosts so bad at telling lies

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a: because you see right through them

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q: what room does a ghost not need

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a: a living room

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q: why was the ghost such a messy eater

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a: because he was always goblin

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q: what medicine do ghosts take

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a: dayscare centers

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q: where do ghosts mail letters

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a: the ghost office

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a: in the moaning

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a: the scare-conditioner

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q: why did the police officer arrest the ghost

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a: because he didn't have a haunting license

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a: boooooogers

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