Chocolate-Drizzled Strawberries and Cream Pie

fresh strawberries (frozen’s not gonna cut it here. If you use them and then leave a comment telling us how gross this recipe is, we’ll cut you. Just kidding. But seriously peeps, don’t use frozen strawberries.)

cream cheese at room temperature (light is fine)

vanilla extract

packed light brown sugar

heavy whipping cream

powdered sugar

9″ graham cracker crust (store-bought or homemade)

chocolate